i should just lose a spoon too and it'll all be even again. not that i need matching silverware.
the reason i got a new phone:
i caught this all by myself...in my apartment:
it's called a wind scorpion. i had to catch it or i wouldn't be able to sleep. i hope it can't chew through ziploc bags. it's the only one i've seen so far thank goodness.my microwave blew a fuse and is now out of commission . now i really can't cook. i've been eating poptarts and waffles. anything that uses a toaster. i kept all my receipts from when i moved in except for the microwave one - go figure.
i think i've found some decent chinese food. they're cantonese and it's authentic for the most part and they have dim sum on the weekends but i have yet to go. i dunno, dim sum in bend sounds a little shady. we'll see.
true story. so last week i was like, i really want to get some magazine subscriptions cause i like having reading material before i go to bed. i wish i was in seattle so i could get one of those kids doing fundraisers to sign up for them. and lo and behold, one of my coworkers daughters comes in today toting around a magazine drive fundraiser.
*i wish for a million dollars*
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The picture of the phone is just too funny.
The "wind scorpion" is not funny. Ack! I might have employed multiple layers of plastic bags, just to play it safe. Or, I might have employed small explosives. Overwhelming force, that's the ticket.
Please share some of your million dollars with me. Also, in the future, you may as well aim a little higher - 10 million, 100 million, whatever. That way there will be more to share with me.
PS What magazines are you going to get? I highly recommend National Geographic - it is excellent. You might also like ESPN the Magazine.
SI, newsweek, time - i like the news ones.
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